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slow5.0
10-12-2004, 11:39 PM
I challenge the pimp chronicles to a new standard of pimpin.

I had a situation 2 weeks ago where this girl i know came into my shop. The girls will be referred to as "Fat" and "Hot"

So Fat comes in with Hot(best friends). Now Fat apparently has this thing for me, which I did not know about. So we were just bullshitting, hanging for a few. Later that night, Fat keeps blowin up the cell. So i keep askin about Hot. Now, at this point, Fat is being extremely persistent, text messages that say" you look like your good in bed, and i wanna find out", and "i dont want anything serious, just some ass", and so on.

Now, at this point, I have come to the conclusion that Hot has to be mine. SO I PROCEED TO PIMP :eusa_clap

The following monday, both are invited to the shop. Hot conitinues to talk and chat with me, while Fat continues to be ignored. So later that night, Fat starts with the text messages again. So I lay it out-HAVE HOT CALL ME NOW! So, the shit talkin commences from Fat about Hot. But Hot does receive the PIMP's number, and proceeds to act on it. She calls, she talks, she giggles-SHE GETS PIMPED! She was enlightened about how her best friend(FAT) threw her under the bus, with all kinds of trash talkin. Hot then enlightens me that she was interested all along, but she agreed to not act upon it due to her good friendship with FAT, who thought she had a chance.

As of know, Fat and Hot no longer speak. And Hot is with "THE PIMP"

However, I only consider myself medium pimpin for right now. Once I completely master the art of pimpin, a similair situation in the future will require both to be pimped at the same time. And YES, both WILL!!

So with that, I leave you "The Challenge of the PIMP Chronicle's"

When new bitches are pimped, another volume will be released.:bowdowngo
Thank u, keep pimpin, and enjoy.

mike79
10-12-2004, 11:42 PM
Bwahahahahahaa!!

The Bone
10-12-2004, 11:43 PM
before i pimp slap u...let it be known that the "much immitated - never duplicated PIMP CHRONICLES" is not a personal story collection or clever way to boost my own ego...

its a collection of stories inspired by local pimps(A. Dugger, Modular Junk, M. Gnolfo, Red1986GT, and a few others) to teach and inform some of our younger "Svtsnake bretheren" the WAY

PIMP OUT

slow5.0
10-13-2004, 12:02 AM
unfortunately, there is no equal or match to my pimpness in my location. when one does graduate to mini-pimp status, their stories and pimp-ventures will be posted. this story was not to brag or ego-boost.

This was just ANOTHER PIA(pimp in action), unfortunately, I was involved. But Pimpin needs to be enforced, and I will continue to do so down here in the 215.


PIMPS-you know what to do, so get it done!

IM OUT! :eusa_clap

dorky LS1 chick
10-13-2004, 12:07 AM
the reason i have no female friends - they can't be trusted..

plus i can outpimp most of them myself ;)

CraZee ZO6
10-13-2004, 12:08 AM
Thats the way to do it Brian!

From the Pimpness himeslf...

Zee APPROVED... :eusa_clap

You deserve the PIMP HAT

http://64.87.26.49/Pimphats/Redpimphat.jpg

mike79
10-13-2004, 12:09 AM
the reason i have no female friends - they can't be trusted..

plus i can outpimp most of them myself ;)


Wait wait. Your underpimping me? What, WHAT, WHAT! Is mike gunna have to choke a bitch?

dorky LS1 chick
10-13-2004, 12:10 AM
Wait wait. Your underpimping me? What, WHAT, WHAT! Is mike gunna have to choke a bitch?
break yoself, foo

mike79
10-13-2004, 12:11 AM
break yoself, foo

DO NOT make me whip out the baby powder!

dorky LS1 chick
10-13-2004, 12:11 AM
benjamin's lookin kinda lonley...

mike79
10-13-2004, 12:12 AM
benjamin's lookin kinda lonley...


You better thank Mike. Say thank you Mike "thanks mike" RUN BITCH RUN!"

dorky LS1 chick
10-13-2004, 12:13 AM
mmm, mmm, BITCH!

slow5.0
10-13-2004, 12:16 AM
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

SLAP BITCH!!

NiteRydaSTi
10-13-2004, 01:04 AM
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

These stories are terrific. Pimp on pimps :cool:

shawnsvtcobra
10-13-2004, 01:24 AM
Next, who's next . step rite up, dont be shy. AMBER UUMM.

red1986gt
10-13-2004, 06:01 AM
DO NOT make me whip out the baby powder!

I think that with the arival of the Pimp Chronicles there are many Wana-Pimps out there that just dont understand the true being of the Pimpness.

This is not a way of life but a state of mind.

lupuri
10-13-2004, 06:14 AM
I wish I were a pimp :(

jerseyls1
10-13-2004, 06:42 AM
used to be a pimpette....decided to retire when i met the guy that was finally able to steal my heart :icon_syda :) in the meantime, pimp on! the stories are fabulous!

Modularjunk
10-13-2004, 07:34 AM
I, as a certified PIMP agree 100% with red1986gt

A real pimp, pimps the game
Dont let the game pimp you.

a saying of a true pimp :bowdowngo

dorky LS1 chick
10-13-2004, 11:05 AM
used to be a pimpette....decided to retire when i met the guy that was finally able to steal my heart :icon_syda :) in the meantime, pimp on! the stories are fabulous!

ahh..I was like that once..but now, I'm the total opposite...I got fked over by my ex fiance so now I'm out for revenge :icon_madu :violenc-s

lupuri
10-13-2004, 12:07 PM
Ive been holding back the pimp side for too long.
Cant fight it, why deny it..

NiteRydaSTi
10-13-2004, 12:37 PM
Never been a pimp. Tried it and failed. :icon_hang

MarcoM
10-13-2004, 12:43 PM
deep down, everyone can pimp

Mike Gnolfo
10-13-2004, 01:00 PM
I think that with the arival of the Pimp Chronicles there are many Wana-Pimps out there that just dont understand the true being of the Pimpness.

This is not a way of life but a state of mind.


Marc flexin' his pimp hand a lil, nice. Let the truth be known.


http://www.johnsonsbaby.com/images/products/lg_baby_powder.gif

The Bone
10-13-2004, 05:19 PM
The Powder Has Returned !

red1986gt
10-13-2004, 06:23 PM
Oh man now the POWDER is back! Mike thank you for showing them how its really done.

Also Bone,Adam,Mike G,and Myself will be holding Pimp classes every other friday night at the Crazy Donkey. Classes are free to all who dare to come

Rooster
10-13-2004, 06:31 PM
hm... interesting i thought a true pimp never lets anyone know he is a pimp and just does it ;)

Adam Dugger
10-13-2004, 06:36 PM
The Bone would have had Fat, Hot, Hot's mom and Fat's personal trainer...
at the same time..

thats the difference!

slow5.0
10-13-2004, 06:59 PM
now why would my fellow pimps insult a brotha. cant i share a few pimp stories?

Adam Dugger
10-13-2004, 07:16 PM
now why would my fellow pimps insult a brotha. cant i share a few pimp stories?

never an insult.. pimp on...

The Bone
10-13-2004, 07:41 PM
your pimp-ness has the green light to drive into the sunset of the pimp-nation