slow5.0
10-12-2004, 11:39 PM
I challenge the pimp chronicles to a new standard of pimpin.
I had a situation 2 weeks ago where this girl i know came into my shop. The girls will be referred to as "Fat" and "Hot"
So Fat comes in with Hot(best friends). Now Fat apparently has this thing for me, which I did not know about. So we were just bullshitting, hanging for a few. Later that night, Fat keeps blowin up the cell. So i keep askin about Hot. Now, at this point, Fat is being extremely persistent, text messages that say" you look like your good in bed, and i wanna find out", and "i dont want anything serious, just some ass", and so on.
Now, at this point, I have come to the conclusion that Hot has to be mine. SO I PROCEED TO PIMP :eusa_clap
The following monday, both are invited to the shop. Hot conitinues to talk and chat with me, while Fat continues to be ignored. So later that night, Fat starts with the text messages again. So I lay it out-HAVE HOT CALL ME NOW! So, the shit talkin commences from Fat about Hot. But Hot does receive the PIMP's number, and proceeds to act on it. She calls, she talks, she giggles-SHE GETS PIMPED! She was enlightened about how her best friend(FAT) threw her under the bus, with all kinds of trash talkin. Hot then enlightens me that she was interested all along, but she agreed to not act upon it due to her good friendship with FAT, who thought she had a chance.
As of know, Fat and Hot no longer speak. And Hot is with "THE PIMP"
However, I only consider myself medium pimpin for right now. Once I completely master the art of pimpin, a similair situation in the future will require both to be pimped at the same time. And YES, both WILL!!
So with that, I leave you "The Challenge of the PIMP Chronicle's"
When new bitches are pimped, another volume will be released.:bowdowngo
Thank u, keep pimpin, and enjoy.
I had a situation 2 weeks ago where this girl i know came into my shop. The girls will be referred to as "Fat" and "Hot"
So Fat comes in with Hot(best friends). Now Fat apparently has this thing for me, which I did not know about. So we were just bullshitting, hanging for a few. Later that night, Fat keeps blowin up the cell. So i keep askin about Hot. Now, at this point, Fat is being extremely persistent, text messages that say" you look like your good in bed, and i wanna find out", and "i dont want anything serious, just some ass", and so on.
Now, at this point, I have come to the conclusion that Hot has to be mine. SO I PROCEED TO PIMP :eusa_clap
The following monday, both are invited to the shop. Hot conitinues to talk and chat with me, while Fat continues to be ignored. So later that night, Fat starts with the text messages again. So I lay it out-HAVE HOT CALL ME NOW! So, the shit talkin commences from Fat about Hot. But Hot does receive the PIMP's number, and proceeds to act on it. She calls, she talks, she giggles-SHE GETS PIMPED! She was enlightened about how her best friend(FAT) threw her under the bus, with all kinds of trash talkin. Hot then enlightens me that she was interested all along, but she agreed to not act upon it due to her good friendship with FAT, who thought she had a chance.
As of know, Fat and Hot no longer speak. And Hot is with "THE PIMP"
However, I only consider myself medium pimpin for right now. Once I completely master the art of pimpin, a similair situation in the future will require both to be pimped at the same time. And YES, both WILL!!
So with that, I leave you "The Challenge of the PIMP Chronicle's"
When new bitches are pimped, another volume will be released.:bowdowngo
Thank u, keep pimpin, and enjoy.