Pimp Chronicles...Volume I

[The Bone]

i have decided to start my own quasi-blog/feature article on one my favorite websites www.svtsnake.com !!! it will consist of a plethora of views, stories, and ideas that come to mind about things i see, know of, have been taught, and things i have done. not all the stories will be about me(of course)...just things i feel appropirate to be noted as PIMP!

thus its aptly named the PIMP CHRONICLES !!!

our first story is about a girl at work i was hooking up with 6 months ago. i am 24(soon to be 25) and there was an office slut who was 29. nice legs, good body, and plenty of good atributes. we hooked up for a few months but then stopped because it was getting in the way of my work...and we all know i enjoy my $$$.

well i just found out today after going over her commision schedule for various things that her birthday was a tad diff then she told me and everyone else in the office. in reality she is 32, 33 really soon...and in a whole different ballpark then the 19-24 yearolds i ususally am with. this was shocking because i was hooking up with the girl who doesnt look a day over 23.

did i feel used?....no
did i feel weird?...no
did i get mad?...nope

cause ADAM DUGGER has taught me well !

thus ends Volume I...i will update the board from time to time when something worth posting comes along.

so till next time...RAISE YOUR PIMP CUPS, TIP YOUR PIMP HAT, AND KEEP THAT PIMP HAND STRONG...cause THE BONE IS WATCHIN'

fo shizzle

[lupuri]

Should add some entertainment
yo go biznotch! :rockongoo

[Mike Gnolfo]

Milf!

[The Bone]

Milf!

no kids...but damn hott
lunch times were the best
happy hours were fun too

[Mike Gnolfo]

damn Wayne, I always wanted to try an older chick. Big up's to you! :eusa_clap

[lupuri]

There was a lil shakeing going on with one of our partners at work, they moved a bunch of reps around. Well...low and behold, our new rep for this particular partner was this lil hawt girl. Very cool woman, lived about 3 blocks from the beach in OC NJ. Started seeing each other....no one knew except like two people, everything was gravy. I was talking to her one day and she told me her house was appraised at 3.5million for resale. So I got to thinking..how the hell she could afford a house like that on her salary. Found out she was 38, and going through a divource...how did I found out? Got slapped with a civil lawsuit for alienation of affection.

They say older women are where its at...she was kinda dry and shy about most things between the sheets though. Worsest part....she drove a civic! Saw her yesterday for the first time in over a year at a couple of meetings...she was kinda shook when she saw me.

[stang976]

nice pimp story....
you accomplished one of the 2 things i must do b4 i get old:

1) get freaky with a super MILF
2) get freaky with a sexy asian chick (dont ask) :eusa_pray

[Adam Dugger]

hahaha

I bow to your pimpness

[tstang90]

Bone your the man!!!

[The Bone]

and keep in mind VOLUME 2 is already written, just waiting for the right time to let it fly(about a week)

to all u pimps out there....heresa your pimp cup...


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[red1986gt]

Bone you are not right. I dont knwo if its to much drinking or other shit but you are not right. I love you bro. YOU DA MAN!!!!!

[shawnsvtcobra]

:rockongoo :medium-sm more , more

[NiteRydaSTi]

Preach brother! :bowdowngo

[jral22]

I'm 35, recently married and 1 kid, had a couple of MILFs in my 20's and they were just awesome, went at it hardcore. In fact, the older I get, its all realtive, if a woman still looks hot at 50+, damn, thats even sexier.

I'd like to thank the following for staying sexy & beautiful: :eusa_clap
Goldie Hawn
Sophia Loren
Lauren Hutton
Farah Fawcet
Christie Brinkley
Jane Fonda
Jessica Rabbit (gotta be like 45 now)
Tina Turner
Michelle Smith (from show American Thunder, dont know age, but so f-n hot)
and Im sure im leaving out a long list of others but someone feel free to chime in here...

joke: Whats the difference between dog shit & a MILF?........ the MILF is easy to pick up.

[Admin Dude]

hhah. This is great Wayne.
I am LMFAO..

[The Bone]

:rockongoo :medium-sm more , more

VOLUME II will be here within the week...just fine tuning it
ill be gone from the 15th to the 23rd...so i gotta leave u guys with something

[jerseyls1]

haha what is it with guys and asian chicks? i have an asian stepsister and my stepmother is asian. i'd tell you guys to go for the asian stepsister, but shes tall, anorexic, and not very pretty. she was a model in her country but i guess makeup can do alot for you when you cake it on...

[jral22]

haha what is it with guys and asian chicks? i have an asian stepsister and my stepmother is asian. i'd tell you guys to go for the asian stepsister, but shes tall, anorexic, and not very pretty. she was a model in her country but i guess makeup can do alot for you when you cake it on...

bad makeup, bad clothes, chessey tatoos, the PENIS KNOWS NO COLOR, RACE OR LANGUAGE. Hot woman enters the room & BAMN, within a split second, we've already had sex with her & decided if she's too much of a slut to meet Mom. I dont try to rationilze why anymore.

If Im in the mall with my wife & kid, I still get in trouble when my neck does a 180 turn to see the other Moms. Cant help it, it was too late, my penis sent the message to my neck muscle which is before the brain. God played a sick joke.

If I meet you on Sunday, you can call me a pig then , :eusa_naug
respect to the woman! :bowdowngo
Jarret

ps: but in answer to your quesiton, I also heard somewhere that Asian women are so haw-nee & love you long time too